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Well, it’s Song Fu time again. Here’s my 1-minute long track:
You Chose to be a Dick – Download
It’s perhaps the silliest thing I’ll ever write and let’s just leave it at that. Here’s the link for voting: quickstopentertainment.com/2009/06/23/song-fu-4-round-3-voting
VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, JUNE 28th.
And here are the lyrics:
You could have been a Richard
That’s the name your parents chose
You could have chosen Rich
Or even Richie I suppose
You could have gone for Ricky
Or shortened it to Rick
I would have picked Ricardo
But you
You chose to be a DickYou chose to be a Dick
Yes you chose to be a Dick
It must make your mother sick
That you chose to be a Dick
Hop on your pogo stick
And bounce away now double quickYou chose to be a Dick
Yes you chose to be a Dick
What makes your head so thick
That you chose to be a Dick
Bounce away lickety-split
You’re giving me a facial ticYou chose to be a Dick
Yes you chose
You chose to be a Dick
Yes you chose to be a Dick
More to come tomorrow, including a video. Must turn in now, I’m thoroughly knackered.
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Hi, I'm Steve Chatterton, a singer/songwriter of a collection of tunes about superheroes, fireflies, communicable diseases and such.
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