Isn’t that a bite in the ass?

In Utrecht, Netherlands, a young man got way more than he bargained for when he pressed his naked buttocks against a restaurant window: the glass broke, and his butt got cut.

The 21 year old and two friends had gone for a Sunday morning jog with their pants around their ankles (for some undisclosed reason) when the whim to press his fanny up against the glass of a local cafe got the best of him.

The non-life threatening but severely embarrassing injuries were treated at a local hospital. In lieu of pressing charges, authorities have made arrangement for the reckless exhibitionist to pay the proprietor of the establishment for the damages. I can only assume that a promise to keep his pants on was also part of the bargain.

Source: USA Today